This Possessed Cabin Needs Five Blood Sacrifices but Sarah Bailed Last Minute

Jessie White Under Five
3 min readNov 4, 2020

Well, it can’t be more awkward than this but there’s no going back now.

I mean that literally. It’s physically impossible for us to leave Chad’s cabin in the woods.

The storm of blood rain completely flooded the only road out of town. That’s not even mentioning the numerous flesh-eating zombies that keep popping up every time we try to get the s’mores going in the back. Chad says that this is all new to him, that he “doesn’t know what the hell is happening!”

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Jessie White Under Five

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